#THERE IS A REASON VULCANS SPENT SO LONG DEVELOPING THE ABILITY TO SUPPRESS THERE EMOTIONS#ONE OF THE MOST DIFFUCULT THINGS YOU CAN DO IN THIS UNIVERSE IS MAKE A VULCAN,EVEN A HALFBREED LOSE CONTROL#BUT IF YOU DO#THERE IS NO POWER IN THIS REALM OF REALITY TO SAVE YOU
#except the potential for your blood to be used to synthesize a super-potion that can save their dead t’hy’la
#and i’ll just say it again because it’s a lost cause so why not#this is why uhura and spock make no sense#not a twtich when she was in danger#just nah don’t make her mad#strangle her sure why not#whatevs#but if you threaten my captain over the viewscreen i’ll panic#and then when my captain dies because of you i’ll not only kill you#i’ll torture you unnecessarily as well#don’t stop me#unless your blood is needed to save my captain#and then i’ll just knock you out for the hell of it#and then i’ll wait by your bed until you wake up once your saved#but don’t forget that i’m with uhura#and just so no one will forget it she’ll stand in the background while we talk quietly together#just so no one forgets#no homo#the adventures of spock and uhura
the Almost Human gag reel is a gift to humanity and makes me weep for the show we could have had
I wish I knew how to gif because Michael Ealy does this jaunty little kickstep towards the end and it’s hilarious
#spock snitching on everyone
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me
I think this is the first Sulu line I’ve posted and I hope you agree that it was worth the wait.
Karl Urban has a really weird face
from the Almost Human gag reel
Bones is that you
Have I mentioned how much I love it when Kirk ships people?